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So, Sean just had to go and put this out there for me to see. Horrifying as it is, it nonetheless did something that we rarely see:
It inspired me to song.
With apologies to Simon and Garfunkel, and to all of you, and I hope some of you will speak to me again someday:
Hello Kitty, my old friend
I've come to snipe with you again
Because the zombies softly creeping
Stormed the mall while I was sleeping
And the zombies are hungering for my brain
Yes my brain
And on they come in silence
Except for you I am alone
Zombies in my fire zone
‘Fore the rush of the new-damned
I load my rifle and I clear a jam
Hello Kitty speaks with the flash of an AP round
Brass hits the ground
And still they come in silence
And in the fading light I saw
Ten thousand zombies maybe more
Some were walking some were creeping
Ruined bodies never speaking
Hello Kitty kills them-they do not care
They can’t care
They walk on in silence
Fool am I and yet I know
How this story always goes
Hear my words that I might teach you
Zombie arms that will soon reach you
Bits of brains will mark where I fell
And they’ll move on in silence
Hello Kitty barked and sprayed
To unhearing God I prayed
And suddenly without warning
In the light of early morning
When I cried out, “There is no ammo left anywhere in this mall!”
No, none at all
And zombies ate my brains
In silence
weird
nervous
cold
determined
annoyed